I Have A Joke for you. I hope you like it. Its a Little Dirty i hope you don't mind.OK here it goes.
Little Johnny is in class becuase he is not good in math so his teacher says ok Johnny if there are 3 crows sitting on your fence your dad goes out and shoots one of the birds how many are left. Little Johnny says none. The teacher says no no no Lets try that again. There are three crows sitting on your fence your father goes out and shoots one of the birds how many are left Little Johnny says none. The Teacher says how do you figure. Little Johnny says well if there were 3 crows sitting on my fence and my dad goes out and shoots one of them damb birds the other 2 are going to fly away. The Teacher says i like the way you think. Little Johnny says ok teach i have one for you. There are 3 women standing on the sidewalk each one has an ice cream cone 1 is licking 1 is nibbling and 1 is sucking. Little Johnny says which one is married. the teacher says the one who is sucking. Little Johnny says no the one with the wedding ring but i like how you think.